When Eve saw her reflection in a pool,she sought Adem and accused him of infidelity
當夏娃看見池水裡自己的漾影時
她找到亞當，還指責他說：「亞當，你真他媽的不老實」
Woman begins by resisting a man's advancesand ends by blocking his retreat
女人以抵抗男人的追求為開端，而以截斷其後路當結局
Love is like the measles,all the worse when it comes late in life
戀愛有如痲疹，尤其是在人生來得晚時，更加一發不可收拾
There are three things i have always loved andnever understood－－art,music,and women
有三件東西是我一向喜愛而又不懂的－－藝術、音樂和女人
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change,like a bank note, for two twenties
對年屆 40 的妻子，我個人的看法是：如同鈔票一樣，做丈夫的應該可以拿她換回兩個 20 歲的
A woman must choose:
with a man liked by women, she is notsure; with a man disliked by women, she is not happy
女人必需做出選擇：
與女性喜歡的男人在一起則不可靠
與女性討厭的男人在一起則不幸福
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that theycannot be separeted;
often moving in opposite directions,yet always punishing anyone who comes between them
婚姻好比一把大剪刀，連在一起分不開來
雖然時時朝相反的方向動，但對走進其間的人，則常常會加以懲罰
The beast is very wicked; when it is attacked, it defends itself
這畜生兇極了，當牠 ( 她 ) 受到攻擊時，居然還會自衛
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics
謊言計有三種：謊言、荒謬的 ( 他媽的 ) 謊言、以及統計學
When are the days when men used to admire the entire woman?
If current trends continue, we may have to breed women the waywe breed chickens
－－either all bosoms or all legs
男士們慣於欣賞整個女人的時代哪兒去了?
依目前的趨勢來看，我們可能要把女人當母雞來養
－－ 怎全都是胸脯 ? 要不全是腿 ?
Plagiartists, at least, have the merit of preservation
抄襲者，起碼也有保存文物的功勞
Men mourn for what they have lost, women for what they ain't got
男人為失去了的東西而痛心，女人則為未曾到手的東西而痛心
The natural man has only two primal passions－－to get and to beget
原始人只有兩種原始的熱情－－找尋食物與生兒育女
Marriage:
a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the ladyand through the nose of the gentleman
結婚：
是把環形物戴在女士的手指上、並把環形物穿過男士鼻子的一種儀式
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