The whereabouts of Count Dracula the Vampire has long been a mystery. He disappeared from Europe after people had tried to finish him off by sticking a cross into his heart.
What happened was Count Dracula had fled to an Asian island and disguised himself as a poor farmer's son.
He found local islanders easy preys, as a matter of fact, the easiest he'd ever come across.
He has happily and effortlessly been sucking the blood of these poor suckers.
He's taken so much blood that he's got a bit drunken, thus becoming complacent and clumsy, and beginning to show his true identity.
And when those poor suckers finally wake up and get wise one day, that'll be the day they pierce a cross into his heart and really finish him off for good.
By the way Count Dracula had trickily adopted a local name that meant vampire bat...A-bian.