Hmmm, I need cheering up today, because Manchester United lost to Barcelona in the final of the European champions league last night.
What a pity they missed the chance to become the first club to defend the title!
And if that wasn t bad enough, I have to go to a parents evening at my daughter s school tonight!
I hate having to sit on those tiny children s chairs and listen to lots of boring things.
Anyway, here s a little joke:
A young man wants to become a great writer.
He says, "I want to write stuff that people will react to -
Things that will make them cry, howl in pain, and scream in anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages...