A woman goes to Paris to attend a 2-week company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport.
The wife says, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says “A French girl.”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later, he picks her up at the airport.
“So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, how about my present?”
“What present?”
“The one I asked for - a French girl.”
“Oh, that” she said, “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for 9 months to see if it is a girl.”
Moral of the story:
Don't tempt a woman, she is *dangerously* intelligent !