I took her on a date things seemed so bright
昨晚跟她約會，我感覺十分良好
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
看來我今天晚上不需要靠 youporn 打手槍了
We go to her place and we fooled around
當我們回到她家的時候我們就開始互相調情
We throw all our clothes to the ground
我們把衣服脫掉丟在地上
We begin as she turns out the lights
她一關燈我們就開始搞
I start but feel something so very extra tight
當我開始插的時候卻覺得異常的緊
I hear her cry and I see her frown
聽到她輕聲叫喊，看著她眉頭緊皺
I look at the condom it is all brown
我低頭看著拔出來的套套...上面全是黃褐色(都是屎)
Last night wooo I stuck it in the wrong hole
昨晚 噢噢噢 我插錯洞了
I'm so sorry wooo from the bottom of my soul
我發自內心深處 噢噢噢噢 向妳道歉
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole
因為我插錯洞了
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
抹些preparation H(痔瘡藥)，它會讓妳覺得舒服點
In my defense those holes are so close together
我必須解釋，都是因為那兩個洞實在太靠近了
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
噢，寶貝寶貝，不要覺得被弄髒了
It's a common accident during doggy style
這在小狗式裡是很常見的意外啊
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
燈光昏暗讓我沒辦法看清楚
I had no idea where I put my wood
我不知道為啥會把我的阿里山神木放進那裡
I want to make things better want to make it alright
我希望能夠彌補些什麼來挽回這一切
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night
如果妳要的話妳可以戴個假老二來捅我一整晚
( I'd rather if she didn't)
我寧可她別這麼做
Last night wooo I stuck it in the wrong hole
昨晚 噢噢噢 我插錯洞了
I'm so sorry wooo from the bottom of my soul
我發自內心深處 噢噢噢噢 向妳道歉
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
我從來沒想過要讓妳受傷難過
I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
我猜這就是為什麼上帝不讓我們捅屁眼的原因
Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause
寶貝請別猶豫，告訴我妳的想法
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
現在我終於明白在HBO節目裡肛肛好的感受
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
也許吃一點advit(止痛藥)妳就能好一點
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics
看妳走路的樣子，妳都能參加特殊奧運了
If this was Alabama we would be on trial
如果這發生在阿拉巴馬州，我們早就被送審問訊了
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child
而我老媽在我小的時候，就是這樣幫我量體溫的
I've got a confession and I think you wont mind
我想你應該不會介意我向你坦承
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
我還挺喜歡你插我菊花的
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite
我不知道耶，寶貝，我不是雞姦愛好者
Can't we just try it again tonight?
那我們今晚可不可以再試一次？
Alright!
好啊~~
Every night wooo I stick it in the wrong hole
每一晚 噢噢噢 我都插錯了洞
It's so much fun wooo and we don't need no birth control
玩起來更有趣 噢噢噢噢 而且我們不需要做避孕措施
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
當我們插錯了洞
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