諸事不順的一天...

 什麼鬼阿 .....

                                           早上忘了帶                                  鑰匙出門被反鎖

這也就算了..大不了去朋友家晃晃

                                          居然在路上被                                                       一隻雪納瑞狂追50公尺

                              靠!!老子                 只不過          想摸摸它而                               已
  
               現在                 社會變了..連狗                都變了!!

                                                    長的可                     愛內心                              殘暴

                                難道             以後           連狗都不           能相信了                                嗎?

                                                                             好吧這些我都認了..

                                                 晚上..連我的                                                 歐兜外都拋棄我..當場冏掉..

                 牽去機車店              修..一進店門就聽到老                闆遼亮的                  聲音說道

          孝年勒               !!車怎麼回事拿來                                    我看看...
   
                                              心裡感動耶..遇到個熱情                                         的老闆人看起來又親切

                                                            應                  該不是個會獅子大開                              口的人..

                                           我陶                 醉老闆       的親切中..慢慢老闆的         聲音又慢慢傳來了
    
孝年勒!你的車   皮帶斷了要換條新的

                                  心想還好皮帶便宜啦..後來又傳來個幾聲某某東西損壞等...要不要換.
                                                                              看了看車..都快只剩車殼了~~~嗚嗚

                                                                                    阿!!!你都拆了我不換行嗎??

                                                                                   是要我扛著零件回家就是了

                                                         修好後... 老板那              熱情(該死)的聲音又                             傳來了
       
                                                                             孝年勒!!!好了..又跟全新的一樣了..

                                         廢話!!都快被             你換光了              當然像新的                                    一樣..
 
                                                       孝年勒...算你便宜啦...原本要3300的算
                                                                                                                          2700就好..謝謝惠顧

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                                                                                                 謝謝光臨...以後再來ㄚ!!!!!!

                                   去你的....孝年勒

                                            去你x的.....以後再來ㄚ

                      凸ˋˊ凸

  我以後再去...我就把我的頭塞到我的屁眼去啦!!