Two Businessmen in the centre of Perth were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop....
兩個商人坐在西澳洲的伯斯市市中心他倆即將開幕的新店中休息....
As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only few shelves set up.
新店尚未就緒，只放了一些貨架.
One said to another, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window and
ask what we're selling."
其中一人對另一位說：我打賭，隨時會有一些退休的老傢伙經過，在玻璃窗前打探，然後問我們賣什麼玩意兒。
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek and in a soft voice asked, "what are you selling here?"
話剛說完，就有一位老太太經過窗檯，向裡頭瞧，同時輕聲問：你們這裡賣什麼東西？
One of the men replied sarcastically, "we're selling ass-holes."
其中一人很刻薄回答：我們賣混蛋。
Without skipping a beat, the old dear said, "Must be doing well.... Only two left."
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